There is no "I" in Team (but there is an "I" in Asian and we have one of them)

So it was brought to my attention that so far the Identity of the team seems to be veiled in some kind of magic secrecy. Is this to keep our real Identities safe from the Japanese Government? are we International Man (and Woahman) of Mystery? Super Heros? or am I merely to lazy/forgetful to have updated the world as to my mighty team mates. I shall let you make your mind up on that one...So without further ado I would like to introduce your to our Heros and Heroine!!! Wonder Women, Mr Miyagi and One of the Hanson Brothers 

Your Heroine 




This part will be played by me, Kerry (aka Wonder Women, STEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEE, Phantom, Gropezirra etc etc)

The Facts 
- Born 28 years ago in Fremantle to a nurse and a gas station attendant
- Has the attention span of a Gold Fish and an addiction to sugared treats
- If hungry, drives poorly, If full drives poorly, possibly just drives poorly as a general rule
- Likes cats, pork buns, bubble tea and Hip Hops
- Shouldnt be left alone in toy stores, night clubs, 18th Birthday parties or shopping centres (Heck anywhere really)

Aims for the Trip 
- Annoying Kev and James for 17 hours on the flight over
- Ripping an awesome skid and getting it on film
- Making a sign for Lozzle and Pie so they can see she is thinking of them
- Giving a new meaning to Gaijin Smash ;)
- Not totally sucking and having to wear the stack hat and oven mits

Mr Miyagi


Child Part played by Hector Van, the coolest most awesome kid in the world. True story


This role will be filled with everyones favourite person Kev (aka Mr Mijagi, Top Hat, Drift Monkey, Uncle Kev).

The Facts
- Born in a Wheel Burrow in a Forrest to a monk and a maiden some 30 years ago
- Has strength in his Pony Tail much like Samson of Biblical times
- Hopes to one day in the future own a white van
- Likes hats, Japanese School girls and Bubbletea
- Most awesome Drift Trainer known to man

Aims for the Trip
- Make Kerry and James into gay ass homo handbrake drifters (emphasis on handbrake drifting being gay!!!)
- Do Rodeo nuts whilst Skidding
- Buy some Panties from a Vending Machine
- Go nuts in Akihabara

The Hanson Tag Along




The final member of our team is James, small blonde tag along camera boy (aka Hanson, Piccachu, 3lite)


The Facts
-  Born to a Hobbit and Repunzel under a bridge 23 years ago 
- Wore corrective shoes and glasses at school 
- Is so excited about the trip that sometimes he pees a little 
- Loves his beautiful Girlfriend Emily 


The Aims of the Trip 
- Buy his Emily Princess many beautiful presents 
- Not to wake up in a bathtub after a party night
- Drop some mean skids to come back to be a drift God!!!!
- Spend obscene amounts of cash on stuff he definitely needs to survive 
- Make an Awesome Blog (which in no way will Rival this one for its awesomeness) which can be found  here

Disclaimer: These description were written by me and possibly could be fictional in order to tell a good entertaining tale 


So there you have it, meet the motley possibly unnamed crew that shall be terrorising Japan in 19 days. Now you can all put faces to the names and don't have to see the real Mr Miyagis' face as you are imagining Kev bleeding into sauce bottles. I am sorry for the sadness and despair I caused by not getting onto this sooner.

Love and Undies on the Outside

Miss K

 This video, whilst not Drift Japan related should give you an idea on who I am... Pretty much I am Steve the naughty monkey - lick lick lick 

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