Planes, Saliva and Cock Heads

I wake up early in the morning to the sound of the chirping birds instead of helicopters for the first time in a week because Chogum has officially ended HOORAY!!! Leaving day jitters started to kick my arse early so a mandatory trip for bubble tea and Dim Sum was in order to calm the nerves… honestly, I ask you, what would the world be without Dim Sum? (let me give you a hint, it would be the suck!!!!!!!!) So a few pork buns and a Bliss Bubble Tea with double Jelly (apple and grape if you were wondering) we are ready to head of for the airport. Hoorahhh!!!!!!!!

I don’t know what it is about Airports and Airport security but It doesn’t matter that I know I am not doing anything wrong I am always sit in fear that they are going to stop and ask me questions and possibly arrest me (I think this irrational fear stems from owning an import for so long, after all we are murderous pillagers didn’t you know?). When I was a small child, my mum always used to tell us to wave and smile at the police officers (hmmm this could have stemmed my like for men in uniform… I shall have to investigate this point at a later date) so now as an adult it is some what engrained in me. I wonder if grinning like a maniac and being super friendly makes me look suspicious, or just oddly retarded?  “Hey look at that lady over there, she looks special! That Asian Guy must be her carer” Maybe I should try this angle. It may get me priority treatment and/or candy. I like Candy

First leg of the Journey was Perth to Singapore and gee wizz with all this new fangled technology there was something to keep even me amused and out of the boys face for the 5 hours of our flight. I think I only stuck my finger up Kevs and James nose once (hey, they turned the inflight entertainment off and I had been sitting still for HOURS, Don’t try and act innocent and say that you wouldn’t have done the same thing). I think I could get used to flying a full service airline. They give you food and Drinks!!!!! AND you don’t have to pay for your entertainment!!!! AND they have games!!!!!!!  GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Pillows and a Blankets!!!! I have a chair, I am a King (Possible Borat reference if you were wondering where you have heard that line before).

Brief stop over in Changi airport and if you are wondering what its like, lets just say Beige and smells faintly of cat piddle (I looked for the cats, but sadly I couldn’t see any. They must have heard that I was coming and decided to hide from my Pats) After some duty free shopping (or window shopping for me) and a trip to Burger King, we entered the boring beige boarding lounge to start the second leg Singapore to Narita. We were off, EXCITEMENT!!!!! Wrong!!!!  So here is my theory. If you are late and the plane has already pulled away from the gate and you rock up, you can eat a dick and stay where you are because of your own stupidity. Maybe its because its late and I have had very little sleep but I am not very sympathetic and you making us have to turn the plane around TWICE (once to pick up the idiots and a second time because of their fucking baggage) makes you liable for a punch in the throat if I catch you. You have been warned  (I guess you can be thankful  that  you are asian and all you kids look the same) An hour delay on the tarmac and FINALLY we started to Taxi….

This is where the flight got some what interesting for me. I have been separated from the boys (I suspect maybe Kev had his hand in this one…..) and am sitting at the back of the plane all by myself. I have no one to annoy and no where for my energy to go,  So its turning into thoughts of irrationality. What was that beep? Should it be making that noise? Fuck we are all going to die and I will die a virgin!!!! What happens if my expensive new oil bra expands during the flight and explodes? I wonder if Lassie meets her love!!!  See irrational. We all know Lassie isn’t real.

Being on a flight with no one to talk to gives you time to people watch (also translate this to Eaves Drop) and jesus there are some arrogant arse holes in this world. Dude you paid the same for your flights as I did. You aren’t anything special and hasseling the hosties about things that are beyond their control only make you look like a cock head.  Yeah there, I said it. I think the world is full of Cock heads. I wonder why people feel the need to whinge at people that are serving them. Its not their fault that they changed our plane and now we are on a shitty old one that doesn’t have the same entertainment as the last one, Its not their fault  that everyone down the back of the plane wanted chicken so now you have fish, its not their fault if you didn’t do your booking properly and now they don’t have a vegetarian meal  for you (that one is all on you cock head) so please, stop being a Kuntz and leave the pretty ladies alone. Play nice with the pretty ladies and they might refrain from spitting in your drink (hmmm I think its possibly a good thing I do not work in hospitality and food service anymore because I don’t think I have enough saliva for the contemptuous people of the world)

What am I feeling right at this moment? Excitement mainly, I cant wait for the familiarity of the country to hit me when I get into Tokyo. I am looking forward to going back to a place that made me feel more at home than I thought was possible, I am looking forward to politeness and manners and delicious food. I am looking forward to it all!!!

We have just checked into our hotel, after 17 hours of transit, I think its time for some lunch and a nap.

Love and Green Pastures

Miss K

Hi, My name is Kuntaz

So, its fly out eve, the excitement is building, you are making the final preparations for your holidays and then BAM!!!!!! whilst spending some last minute quality time with your dad and his channel surfing, there is a "Breaking News Update" and some little so and so from Qantas (we can refer to them at Kuntaz and thats alright because its with a K and a Z) has decided to ground ALL planes affective Immediately. What ensues is probably one of the most stressful days I have had in my adult existence. 

So Kuntaz here is a song for you.... Yep thats right, I dont love you anymore

I will admit that I havent really been keeping up to date with whats been going on with the industrial disputes between the airlines and the unions and even after researching (and by research I mean watching the news and listening to my dad yelling at the TV because some ex politician doesnt know shit) I am still really none the wiser as to whats going on. But hey guys lets play like adults and get this shit sorted out. People have lives and commitments and you are kinda fucking with that yeah. I guess I can be thankful that this happened today and not tomorrow because atleast I can be stranded in my own country... my heart goes out to anyone that was mid transit when this happened. That would be balls fo' sho.

Never fear kids, this adventure lives to tell another tail. So what was the solution to our problem? after myself and James sitting on hold for an absurdly large amount of time and both being hung up on without actually being spoken to (good work on your customer service Fuck stains) and Kev frantically searching our Insurance, looking for new flights and trying to call Webjet to see if we could get our tickets transferred, we came to the decision that Kuntaz could get fucked and we would just buy new tickets. We didnt have time to waste on them trying to get their act together,  and if we sat on our laurels we would potentially miss out. So $1400 out of pocket later, we are now Booked with Singapore Airlines leaving at 4pm. Thankyou Kev for all your hard work sourcing the new tickets. I specifically picked Kuntaz because its a trusted Australian brand... well as I am sure you can tell, they have lost a fan here.  

And before anyone wants to jump in and go "Herpdidederpity you will get your money back" Yes I am fully aware of this but its not as easy as going, hey Kuntaz, you fucked me around, give me money. When you have budgeted a $1400 ticket, is an expense you really don't see coming. I am lucky enough that my dad is amazing and will cover my ticket until I get my money back from the airline, otherwise this blog post would have been no where near as friendly. I am blessed to have an amazingly supportive dad (or he just wants me to stop whinging at him.... maybe this is the real truth but hey I am going with supportive) Thanks Johnny

This has really taken the wind out of my sails, I am exhausted and the excitement has dissipated (thus my jokes aren't as free flowing as normal, to my loyal followers I am indeed sorry, I shall be back on form before you know it. Promise Promise). I have finished packing, organised Dim Sum Breakfast, Changed my sheets (I may hear your ask why, thats called forward planning Bitches!!!! what do you want to do when you get home after a long haul over night flights (well yes, you want to do THAT, but THAT is so much better on fresh sheets, Trust me ;) *cough*) and filled my carry on with Candy, so I am set. I am SURE the excitement will hit me when I get to the Airport. If not, someone have a can of red creaming soda on hand STAT!!!!

Alright kids, shake it out, here is a video to make it all better. How can you not be happy when a donkey is trying to get intimate with a guy who was having a shit in a field 

Love and Kuntaz Fucking 

Miss K 

Priorities, Name dropping and a Flannel Choice

Its Wednesday night, its late, I leave the country in 4 days and so far my packing consists of putting my helmet into its little Uterus of a bag and making a half arsed list of shit I need. Life is about priorities right, and I think my priority up to this point has been about social outtings (because if you stay home you could miss something you know). Tonight was the Wake for Oz Hip Hop Legend Hunter SBX (RIP) who sadly passed away from Cancer last week, so instead of doing the dilligant thing and staying home to pack my shit, I headed off to the Civic to pay my respects. At this point in time I would like to say, I care little about Japan and if I was to die tomorrow I would die happy after the night that I had. Imagine a room full of Music Royalty (for this exercise you can choose your favourite Genre, it doesnt need to be Hip Hop) and you could touch and talk to all of them. This was my evening, I joked with Pressure about his "boyfriend" and then busted out some dance move with him after he finished grinding against Mortar and Swooned over Suffa.... he touched my elbow and smiled at me, I may possibly never wash again. This was my evening, this is my life.

Look, he is touching me, thats legit Yo!!!!

But really this has nothing to do with my Japan trip though, and now I have finished name dropping, swooning and have regained the ability to actually talk instead of make in-comprehensive clicks and garbles lets get back to the task at hand. JAPAN 4 DAYS, I AM ON IT 

To set the mood I will leave this here, play it as you are reading and it will put you in my head space... this is after all the final countdown

I have been making lists of what needs to happen before I go and slowly starting to tick things off, everyone asks if I am excited but I think I have been so busy that it hasnt really hit me that we are leaving in 4 short sleeps (short because this Nigga cant sleep). I think as an adult, people expect that you have it together and be organised.... ha!!!! fooled you world. Here are my guides and suggestions for fooling the world and hiding your "Holy Fuck I dont got this" face

Get your papers organised -  Bitches love paper so if it looks like it could possibly have something to do with your trip, photo copy it 3 times and give one to your mum. Because she didn't issue you forth into this world only to be left out of it now

Make Lists - This is a procrastinators best friend, by making a list you are doing something without really doing anything. Its a win win situation. Nice productivity team 

Join Government Web Site -  The government likes to know where you are incase you are going to die, visit www.smartraveller.wa.gov.au (yeah thats right only one T) for the 411. You can register your locations, where you are going and how they can contact you. I wouldnt suggest this if you are planning on drug trafficing though, the government doesn't need to know this (but I do? Possibly? Mates rates?)

Turn your Phone onto Roaming  -  Whilst being on the other side of the world might not be logistically doable for that Saturday night bootie call, its still nice to be thought of (and who knows you could set something up for your return). This will need to be done a few days before hand so that it has time to click over. I guess you don't have to take your phone, but I use my phone like a security blanket, I feel naked without it. And its cold in Japan, I don't want to be the Naked in Japan 

Get Travel Insurance - Cause you never know when you are going to get caught in a rain storm and your camera is going to die when you are flying out of the country (yeah fml). This also covers you for flights and possibly Zombie Invasions (N.B I am still confirming this). And lets face it, if you are up on the Spedastool with me, medical cover is a good idea.

Negotiate your Wardrobe -  Pack smarter, not er ummm heavier? As my mum always says Layer Layer Layer. You dont need a Gucci Dress and 10 pairs of sneakers for a three week trip to another country. Chances are you will never see these people again so it doesn't matter if you wear that same outfit 3 times in one week. Cause please children, life is not a fashion show. 

Advise your Bank -  There is a hawk that sits in my bank and looks at who is taking my money, the idea of the hawk eating my bank cards beacause I have transactions in Japan does not at all seem appealing. A tall heavily tattooed red headed women wouldn't do to well trying to beg in Japan, and lets face it I am saving my Kidneys for something important, Like a life time supply of red snakes and the whole back collection of my little ponies. Again Priorities people.

Get Some Entertainment - Without free access to Valium, its important to keep yourself occupied so you don't annoy everyone in your vicinity whilst travelling. Make sure all your technologies are fully charged, 17 hours is a long time to wait with empty batteries. Have a book ready to go and keep some candy on hand for bribing those shit head kids behind you to stop from kicking your seat. I was very lucky to have received this pack from Krystal, should keep me entertained for a while, it even has my name on it. Thanks Krystal you are amazing (P.S The Krystal in these posts is not for sale, she is mine so get your own)

With these fool proof Kerry Travel tips how can you fail. 

So whats left on my list I hear you ask? I guess the big one is PACK nakedness isnt what anyone wants to see. Also its time for tough decisions, with packing smarter not heavier I can only have one flannel, so which colour should I take? Will my Asian Twin be taking the same one? While Lassie finally meet the love of her life while saving Timmy from the mine?  

I guess we will have to wait for the next instalment to find out the outcome of these pressing questions 

Love and Hip Hops 

Miss K 

Lets get Excited.... soon my pretties 

  

Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something ummmm Refrigerator

So, we are 8 days out from Departure and most organised seasoned travellers would have started to pack or get organised... or just generally be doing something about something. I would like to consider myself a seasoned traveller so here is my spread of things that I have organised 

Something Old


I have had this helmet for a few years now, Its kept my ol' noggen safe and warm on the few times that I have used it. This one time I accidentally banged my head into my sunroof when my car got confused on which way it wanted to go... and as far as I know I didn't get the brain damages. The ears were given to me as a present from Krystal. She does spoil me...

Something New


This category can be filled with many of my latest acquisitions. Going on a trip is like the first day of school, you cant wait to get your new pencil case with your freshly sharpened pencils and your clean white pages... I love the smell of pencils

From years of alcohol abuse and possibly old age my memory isn’t as good as it used to be, so I was inspired to keep a journal on my last trip to Japan. There is something therapeutic about sitting in a room full of people and writing your thoughts on your surroundings. I like to think it makes me look stoic and arty (but possibly it just makes me look like an arrogant arsehole). Whilst using the googles they suggested that you get a book that inspires you to write. At the UpMarket this month I found this amazing note book, its smells of leather and rich mahogany and feel glorious to the touch. I’m excited to write about the debauchery that will ensue in this little beauty.

Growing up I was always that kid that no one wanted to play with or my cousins would fight over who would have to top to tail with me, as an adult this problem still may be present but I have a secret weapon. See now I have a job, I have the money to buy the things, and with the money to buy the things comes an opportunity to buy presents for people to make them be my friends. Here is my loot of bribes. The Japanese are the most amazingly friendly people that you will ever meet and its nice to be able to repay them for their generosity. Last year on a Subway a lady remarked to me that I didn’t have anything hanging from my phone and she took one of the charms off her phone and gave it to me so that I could hang it on mine (it was a flying Harry Potter car for those playing at home). I gave her a stuffed Koala and the look of joy on her face is enough to make me smile even now. We swapped email addresses, which leads me onto my next purchase.... 

I did Marketing and Product development at Tafe and my whore of a marketing teacher (she was married so clearly she put out, and clearly that makes her a whore) said that the most important thing that you can market is yourself. While most of the stuff that she sprouted went in one ear and out the other, this one thing has always stuck with me. And before my mother pipes up and makes a comment, YES last year she did suggest that I do this but I didn't listen, as most children don't. I met a most amazing guy from Texas called Justin (and if you sickos were wondering we just met, we didn't "meet") who was on Holiday in Japan to see his mum. I have never had such a great conversation with a random (and trust me I do have a lot of them) and after sharing a Maccas Shrimp burger he disappeared off into the rainy Roppongi Darkness (how poetic). I kick myself every day that I didn't have a pen or something on me to give him my email address or get his. But alas, we live and we learn and its probably better this way anyway because he wore boat shoes

Another exciting purchase was the above Helmet bag, see its cold in the land of the Japans and I dont want my Helmet to catch a cold. Also I think carrying a Helmet bag with team insignia through an Airport gives you instant rock star status. I dont know why but as I was writing that, the song Get Low comes into my head, The Sweat drips down my balls, now all your bitches crawl... thats right bitches CRAWL!!!!!!

Something Borrowed

I would like to take this opportunity to send a giant shout out to Chelle for lending me her travel wallet to keep all my important things (mainly receipts, half eaten pieces of chewing gum and one left sock, hey you never know when you are going to need a spare, dont judge me ok). I promise to keep it safe and fill it full of fun and take it around to show it the sites, maybe take it out for dinner or something, I like to treat my ladies right ;) 

Something... Refrigerator 

And here is a refrigerator.... look how happy this little guy is 

What this really translates to is the fact I don't have anything blue to take with me, so the old adage is incomplete... but alas we cant win them all. Actually no, I lie my new back pack is blue, its pretty awesome, full of space to put my things... but that refrigerator is so much cooler 

I guess its time now to get my shit together and start thinking about actually packing properly, but for now procrastination reigns

Love and Laundry Bags 

Miss K 

This is one of my Favourite Videos. Kumakubo owns Ebisu Circuit and is one of the most amazing down to Earth guys that ever was. The area around Ebisu was badly affected by the Tsunami and Earth Quake and he opened the track buildings up to give shelter to the people that had lost their homes. He fed them and housed them and personaly did food runs into the worst hit areas with truck loads of food. There really needs to be more people like him in the world 

There is no "I" in Team (but there is an "I" in Asian and we have one of them)

So it was brought to my attention that so far the Identity of the team seems to be veiled in some kind of magic secrecy. Is this to keep our real Identities safe from the Japanese Government? are we International Man (and Woahman) of Mystery? Super Heros? or am I merely to lazy/forgetful to have updated the world as to my mighty team mates. I shall let you make your mind up on that one...So without further ado I would like to introduce your to our Heros and Heroine!!! Wonder Women, Mr Miyagi and One of the Hanson Brothers 

Your Heroine 

This part will be played by me, Kerry (aka Wonder Women, STEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEE, Phantom, Gropezirra etc etc)

The Facts 
- Born 28 years ago in Fremantle to a nurse and a gas station attendant
- Has the attention span of a Gold Fish and an addiction to sugared treats
- If hungry, drives poorly, If full drives poorly, possibly just drives poorly as a general rule
- Likes cats, pork buns, bubble tea and Hip Hops
- Shouldnt be left alone in toy stores, night clubs, 18th Birthday parties or shopping centres (Heck anywhere really)

Aims for the Trip 
- Annoying Kev and James for 17 hours on the flight over
- Ripping an awesome skid and getting it on film
- Making a sign for Lozzle and Pie so they can see she is thinking of them
- Giving a new meaning to Gaijin Smash ;)
- Not totally sucking and having to wear the stack hat and oven mits

Mr Miyagi

Child Part played by Hector Van, the coolest most awesome kid in the world. True story

This role will be filled with everyones favourite person Kev (aka Mr Mijagi, Top Hat, Drift Monkey, Uncle Kev).

The Facts
- Born in a Wheel Burrow in a Forrest to a monk and a maiden some 30 years ago
- Has strength in his Pony Tail much like Samson of Biblical times
- Hopes to one day in the future own a white van
- Likes hats, Japanese School girls and Bubbletea
- Most awesome Drift Trainer known to man

Aims for the Trip
- Make Kerry and James into gay ass homo handbrake drifters (emphasis on handbrake drifting being gay!!!)
- Do Rodeo nuts whilst Skidding
- Buy some Panties from a Vending Machine
- Go nuts in Akihabara

The Hanson Tag Along

The final member of our team is James, small blonde tag along camera boy (aka Hanson, Piccachu, 3lite)


The Facts
-  Born to a Hobbit and Repunzel under a bridge 23 years ago 
- Wore corrective shoes and glasses at school 
- Is so excited about the trip that sometimes he pees a little 
- Loves his beautiful Girlfriend Emily 


The Aims of the Trip 
- Buy his Emily Princess many beautiful presents 
- Not to wake up in a bathtub after a party night
- Drop some mean skids to come back to be a drift God!!!!
- Spend obscene amounts of cash on stuff he definitely needs to survive 
- Make an Awesome Blog (which in no way will Rival this one for its awesomeness) which can be found  here

Disclaimer: These description were written by me and possibly could be fictional in order to tell a good entertaining tale 

So there you have it, meet the motley possibly unnamed crew that shall be terrorising Japan in 19 days. Now you can all put faces to the names and don't have to see the real Mr Miyagis' face as you are imagining Kev bleeding into sauce bottles. I am sorry for the sadness and despair I caused by not getting onto this sooner.

Love and Undies on the Outside

Miss K

 This video, whilst not Drift Japan related should give you an idea on who I am... Pretty much I am Steve the naughty monkey - lick lick lick 

Your chariot awaits, my lady

If we look back to episode one of this epic blog (if it was Starwars it would be, well Stars Wars, unless you are talking about the new Star Wars then it would be the Phantom Menace, which may I add could be prophetic in this situation. After all I am the Phantom.... you know the rest) we set a plan, we would go to Japan, we would drift Ebisu and we would get famous. I've seen Youtube videos of some crazy cats drifting on their shoes, or them fandangled Huffy Sliders things but lord knows, that all sounds like to much hard work and I 'er on the side of lazy so a vital part of this drifting plan needed to be a car. 

I will admit that in this part of the story I zoned out, because I am just a girl after all and girls don't know about cars *generic bimbo airhead laugh* and decided to leave it in the hands of Mr Miyagi. He sent a list of our requirements to Power Vehicles and the search was on!!!!! The boys spent hours trolling the auctions with high expectations and after a few weeks of unsuccessful bidding poor Kev was getting a bit stressed, but lady luck was on our side and we got a tip off... 

Whilst drunk at a Hip Hop gig last weekend (this is the same gig where Moondog J serenaded me with his harmonica and voice from heaven.... but that indeed is a non Japan related story and shall have to wait for another time) I got an email from a Mr Jared Brooksbank with some info on a matsuri car that was for sale on the JZX forums, it all looked too good to be true so I shot an email off requesting more info... at this time my excitement levels were rising ( *swoooonnnnnnn* harmonica*swoooonnnnnn*) and I could feel it in my waters that we were onto a good thing. After some tooing and frooing and a little bit of low balling we had ourselves a Deal!!!!!!!!!! We were now the proud owners of a Drift Sil80, a chariot fit for an asian king, his tall white queen and one of the members of Hanson (N.B Please see further down the page for more information on this statement). 

I would like to present you with the Team Zombie Sil80 (this shall be the team name for now, we are still in discussions apparently) she has a face possibly only a mother can love but in my eyes she has massive street cred!!!!!

Nawwww look at her isnt she pretty

Yes, thats an SR. I still stand by death before dishonour CA styles though

Lets hope my giant Gaijin Child Bearing Hips can fit into the bucket

What makes my baby tick

Welded Diff

Bucket Seat

Momo Steering Wheel

Omoni Oil Pressure Gauge
Omoni Oil Temperature Gauge
Water Temperature Gauge
Rev Speed Meter
Half Cage (safety first yo!!!!!)
Metal Suction Pipe
Front Mount Intercooler and Piping Kit
Strut Brace
S15 Injectors
ECU Remap
S14 or S15 Turbo
Outlet Pipe
Front Pipe
Yashio Factory Twin core (w/S14 rad as a spare)
Oil cooler w/ filter relocation
Aftermarket Exhaust System
Cusco Front Tension Rods
Ohlins Coilovers
16″ Wheels
Spare tires - one new pair

We got this or the tidy sum of about $3300 and that includes storage costs at the track before we get there. BARGAIN!!!!!!!! He had originally wanted $3400 USD  (which at the moment would be like $3600 AUD) but I managed to talk him down to $3100 USD, I think I am getting old because lowballing him made me hate myself a little bit and once all the negotiations had been finalised I wanted to email him back and tell him that we would pay his asking price, I would never be good at Poker it seems. 

As some of you may know, my dad is hilarious and regularily provides amusements with more than the average dad jokes (this could possibly be where my sense of humour comes from) and this was to amusing not to share with you, On posting a picture of my trusty steed on facebook he felt the need to give his take on things, I guess he likes to feel involved in what his favourite daughter is up to (yeah I am totally the favourite) 

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  John Maiklem Looks like you've already test driven it , i told you not to send Kev over to do the legwork !
  

  October 3 at 11:09pm · 
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  Matt Cappellaro I'd recommend removing the rear hatch, but its going to be slightly cold, so maybe not.
  

  October 3 at 11:11pm · 
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  Kerry Wasley Just cause he is Asian doesn't mean he is a bad driver John :p that's very racist.
  
  Arghhhh I'm worried about the cold lol
  

  October 3 at 11:14pm · 
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  Mark Colborne Bring it back with you !!!!!!!
  

  October 3 at 11:28pm · 
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  John Maiklem If Kev can't drive because he's aisian and you can't drive because your a women that only leaves the mystery third companion , this does not bode well for the other driver's , spectators , bystanders , nearby residents and anybody / anything on , in or around the roads to and from the raceway . I will contact the authorities in Japan and tell them to shift their emergency resources from that trifling nuclear/ tsunami so called disaster to the imminent class 10 disaster heading their way !
  

  October 3 at 11:31pm ·  ·  2 people
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  Kerry Wasley Probably smart to give them a heads up. All our hopes rest on a young blonde boy, some what like that kid in the Never Ending Story, he can call my name and I can save the Universe.... Or something like that.
  
  I'm hoping that drifting can be learnt through transfer like that movie with the mermaid and the book... Or was she an alien? Anyway... You get the point
  

  October 3 at 11:40pm · 
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  John Maiklem The secret weapon is a young blonde boy , i will check the stock in the bunker cause it looks like the world as we know it is coming to an end and i thought global warming was our biggest worry ! The Three Stooges , the Marx brothers the Three Amiigos , now we have Top Hat ,Wonder Women and a third of Hansen (mmmmmm Bop ! ) sounds like this trio need an appropriate team name , any ideas ?
  

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  Kerry Wasley We should be called the awesomes because that's what we are!!!!
  
  You just wait when I take over Japan you will rue the day you doubted me
  

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  John Maiklem Cosider yourself to be Godzilla do you ?

So everything is set and locked in now

Flights - Check

Accomodation - Check

Tours - Check 

Super Awesome Happy Fun Time Car - CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are 21 days out and ready to rock.... get excited people Gaijin Smash is ONNNNNNNN

Now to finalise a team name, agree on an appropriate tow hook companion and start conditioning our liver, tough days ahead ;)

Love and a ball of fluff 

Miss K 

Now I have a car with a cage, I can so totes do this.... its safe right? Right??? Yeppppp!!!!!!

P.S Huge Huge Huge Giant thanks to Jared on helping me out with the car!!!! I will bring you back a maids costume or some used panties from the vending machine to show my appreciation. Nothing but the best for you yo!!!!!