I ponder the question "Can you have an awesome experience without an awesome team name?" I am of the personal opinion of no. So we have been set the challenge of finding a team name that suits our group dynamic. So what name would you suggest for a short asian, a tall white women and a small little blonde tag along... After some brain storming we came up with the following
Team Tampon - Stuck Up C*nts
The boys in their brilliance feel that this is the best name for a team, sadly I do not so much agree with their sentiments. While its guise is clever, the connotations not so much. I can see the general populous coming to the general consensus that as the only female in the group there must be some disturbing story pertaining to tampons and my existence. And jokes about menstruation aren't funny - Period. Though in saying that a white car with a string hanging off the tow hook would in some ways be amusing, I will give you that
Team Bad Touch - It Never Happened
This team name was suggested by Derek. The general idea is that by the time we are finished with you, you will be sitting in the bottom of the shower and wishing to never mention it again. I stand by my excuse that the beer made me do it (yes all of it). If Japan did not want me to ravage it they wouldn't sell large cans of Beer for 300Yen at ever 7/11. If you ask me, they are asking for the bad touch
Team Gropezilla -
This one doesn't really need any explanation... I am tall and could be mistaken for Godzirra and I like to touch young men. I look upon this as an genetic disposition that has been passed down from generation to generation. Thank you mother for my passion (and possibly my perversion?). If it happens in another country, and a tree falls in the forest, and someone pisses in the ocean does it actually really count?
Team Zombie - We Need Brains
Who flys to the other side of the world, buys a car and trys to drift with no experience. Other than Mr Miyagi we are a green crew. We ain't got shit and other than my whoopsie street drifting back in the day I have nothing!!!! I am not afraid to tell you that I cant even do a skid (well there was this one time at truck stop... and then a man came... then my car stopped working... the end) I am trading my kidneys in for money to go with all possibility that I am going to Bin the car (or one of the boys will) and then its game over. Clearly not my brightest brainiest moment. And what would Mr Nissan think about what I am going to do to his creation.... why wont someone think of the Mr Nissan!!!!!!
I think we are set on Team Zombie, with a personal name of Gropezirra for me (hence the ingenious blog name. Oh yeah see what I did there!!!) but hey a rose by any other name would still as sweet right, so whats in a name... what ever its called, its gonna be called awesome.
On the final count down now, 39 days to go, a car still to source and some fears to get over, but hey - BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!
Until next time
Love and Brain Defiling
Miss K
If we break it, never fear!!! Matsuri Mechanics to the Rescue
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